G is for Green (eggs and Ham)

There is a lot to be nostalgic for as you get older, such as TV shows you used to watch, music you

haven't heard in years. Some things do not age well.

Green Eggs and Ham is not one of those thing. Even after all this time I still enjoy reading it.

Theodore Seuss Geisel, AKA Dr. Seuss happened on a brilliant idea, to tell a story simply. He used few words and a lot of repetition. He created iconic characters, one who doesn't even have a name. Born was Sam I am and his great pursuit of the breakfast of champions and to share it with the world. Enter an unfortunate gentleman who gets caught of in Sam's over zealous enthusiasm. Unfortunately not everyone believes in the wonderful potency of the eggs and ham of emerald. (How times can I say it, but using different words or combinations?)

How could you not want to eat them with a mouse or a fox? And what about the thrilling chase to flee from the avian birthing pods of olive and a side of pork tinted the shades of a forest. (Okay, maybe I am stretching it a little on this one.)

Admit it. Green Eggs and Ham is fun!

There is something special about a story that uses only 50 words to tell a full and complete story. A story filled with the most detailed rhyme and silly imagery ever, yet it is known to almost all people since it's publication August 1960. That is a lot of children to read or be read to the story of Green Eggs and Ham in 58 years!

Since then it has been made into an animated TV special and a song by the Canadian quartet, Moxy Fruvous, which is an absolute pleasure to listen to (well for me certainly). It gives an insane romp through the beloved classic and makes it even more humourous as Sam I am takes on Mr. Cheese (the unnamed man) to who Sam asks to "try it, you might like it".

Take a listen if you never herd the song before; if you have, then enjoy it again.

In the wake of that, I present my daily offering of poetic license, a la pantoum to the famous lime coloured oval of protein and the salty ass end of a pig ( yea, still doing this). I have no shame,; I admit this.

This post is written strictly in the realm of the silly and absurd.

What is your favourite Dr. Seuss book, Dear Readers? I love Green Eggs and Ham, but was also fond of Scrambled Eggs Super, or On Beyond Zebra.

Enjoy today's pantoum.

The Real Story of Green Eggs and Ham

With eggs of green upon my plate

and all the sentences end that in rhyme,

it is no wonder why Mr. Cheese went mad

when asked to eat Sam's evergreen porcine and eggs.

And all the sentences that end in rhyme,

I don't even bother to try to finish 

when asked to eat Sam's evergreen porcine and eggs

for of the veggies I would rather eat.

I don't even bother to try and finish

when mice and foxes steal my eggs,

for veggies I would rather eat

than a broiled or baked pork rear end.

When mice and foxes steal my eggs,

and by boat or train I try to flee

than a broiled or baked pork rear end

meal cooked by one, Sam I am.

And by boat or train I will try to flee

because a vegetarian I am. And

meals cooked by Sam I am--

without consult to me on my tastes.

Because a vegetarian I am, And

it is no wonder why Mr. Cheese went mad

without consult to me on my tastes

with eggs of green upon my plate.

Blogging A to Z: Time for a Kick in the Ass and Fond memories of Kitchen Tables!

Kick in the Ass, it's coming. Kick in the Ass, it's coming....You'll get a great big Kick in the ass! ~Moxy Fruvous
 


Sometimes you just need to be reminded that it's all going to be okay. That may include a kick in the ass!!

This week is getting better. Part of it was because I was in the middle of theatre stuffs and writing blog for challenges is keeping me busy. I am feeling rough because I was falling behind is some stuff. I get hard on myself when I sometimes feel overwhelmed. It's partly because I try to too hard and then there's the trying to do too many things at once. High achiever? Yea, I am, but I know what I need to do to make my dreams come true. Sometimes it means that I need to push myself. Even if I fail, I at least tried. It's still early to call anything a TRUE failure, but I am still going to try and try with all my passion within me. Besides failures and weaknesses are just as important as successes and wins.

The letter K is all about using your tragedy. When is Scrabble, you have a K, you will need to make sure that to have the right letter  to get the maximum amount of points. It's worth a lot, but a bitch to use and still get good points. Use it when you can, but remember that a K on a triple word score is a WIN, no matter what your score is. So, thos translates into the real world as, know where to put your K's on the board. Make the points count, and don't forget the K either, or you will end up with a K, X, Z, Q board and then will be screwed.

Okay, enough Scrabble analogies, Dear Readers! It's truly late and after this will probably fall asleep. I am please with my Letter K blog. It's a little different, but I think interesting enough. Today was a good day, the latter part was the better part. But, oh well...

I also like Kitchen Tables. They are great for sitting around with friends to play games, drinking beer/coffee, or to sit and stare lazily out the kitchen window (good for writing too!). I love having friends over to sit at my kitchen table. There have been many a New Year's party that involved or Kitchen Table, or Drunken rehearsal (for The Tempest), or Game Night, or just good ol' fashioned coffee talk.

New Year's Circa 2010