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Steam Pipe Alley (or A Long Time Ago…)
A long time ago the television
Saw the likes of one, Mario Cantone.
The games that were featured were the reason
For other such shows that were to be shown.
Do you remember that time when Mario was…
Imitating the great Sammy Davis?
When he introduced the game because…
All were there and waiting for the bonus.
You see, she had to find the hidden prize,
Somewhere deep inside a dish of stuffing
But there are rules; this is not a surprise,
She cannot use her hands and so she is laughing.
The funniest thing that has been conceived--
To see, because I wouldn’t have believed.