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Thursday, June 4, 2015

How Universes Work, in the Real World

Poem of the day with Writing prompt by Toasted Cheese Literary Journal (Monthly prompts here), "how the universe works".

From MorgueFile


How Universes Work (in the Real World)

How does the Universe work, you ask?
With gears and cogs turning round,
Or more like smell of coffee brewing
That makes your neurons flip on.

With gears and cogs turning around
In a clockwork dance.
That makes  your neurons flip on,
As the alarm begins to buzz.

In a clockwork dance,
You feel powered by some other thing
As the alarm begins to buzz
And then you are forced to wake up.

You feel powered by some other thing--
As your strip away the layers
And then you are forced to wake up
And begin the day again.

As you strip away the layers--
Bare and exposed naked
And begin the day again
Only now with a fresh cup of coffee.

Bare and exposed naked
And in sore need of a shower.
Only now with a fresh cup of coffee
Afterward are you really ready.

And in sore need of a shower--
To finally feel like yourself,
Afterward you are ready
To imbibe the ritual brew.

To finally feel like yourself
Or more like the smell of coffee brewing
To imbibe the ritual brew
Is how the universe works you ask.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

A is for Agatha / Negation Poem

First day of Blogging from A to Z challenge and I am feeling a little overwhelmed. I have a nice list of topics this month (planned in advance) and plans to get ahead. This month, it has sadly not started off on a good foot. Too much stuff in my head and not enough writing. Oh, well, I am not going to let that stop me. I have a list, and oddly enough a good chunk of the list is centered around writing, authors, books, reading, etc.

I am going to make this month pretty damn awesome by Hell of High Water!

So, begins...

A for Agatha Christie (see her awesome website here).

I first read Agatha Christie in college. It was for a class called English Detective Fiction with Dr. Ramsey. His claim to fame being that his daughter became the current lead singer of the 10,000 Maniacs, Mary Ramsey. Anyway, off track already. We read all manner of English detectives in that class from Christie, Conan Doyle, Dorothy L. Sayers, to Ellis Peters.

I was introduced to Miss Marple in The Body in the Library and Hercule Poirot is The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. They were simple mysteries, although I wasn't always able to figure out who the murderer was. That was the exciting part. Sherlock was much more difficult to decipher. Where Christie, she wove a tale of honestly real characters, with faults, quirks, and foibles. She used very subtle details to bring about the murder/murderess. While Conan Doyle's mysteries were very detailed and sometimes hard to follow.

I then saw a local company Elmira Little Theatre perform a production of The Mousetrap in 2005, about 4 years after I graduation college and reading those two mysteries in college. Something clicked in my brain.
Agatha writes with a realism, blended with a touch of the surreal. And when you throw in her quirky way she uses nursery rhymes in her writing, it makes for a nice interesting plot.

At the end of last year I got the chance to direct my own production of The Mousetrap. I was giddy, excited, and down right terrified that I wouldn't do Dame Christie justice. But in standard fashion, the murder
went off without a hitch. It was a killer! ~giggle~  In the process of directing this show I have expanded my mystery collection and will need MOAR bookshelves. I now have about 12 of her 66 novels that she wrote. That's 66 mystery novels, 14 short story anthologies, and 6 romance novels. I think I will be collecting for a while.

The Mousetrap was first a short story called Three Blind Mice (1 of 7 novels that use nursery rhymes). In 1952 it was adapted for the stage and performed St Martin's Theatre in London. It is still being performed
there. It is in its 63rd year of production and has been performed 25,000+ times. Wowsa!

Things I learned from Christie, thus far, if they look and act like a suspect, then it is good chance they are not; oh, nursery rhymes are scary; and use your grey little cells and you will figure it out.

Currently reading: And Then There Were None (10 Little Indians)


Also, it is the 1st day of NaPoWriMo. Today's prompt is one of negation. To write a poem about what a thing isn't. Example: Day, the day is far less dark than the night. Although I like actually example on the NaPoWriMo site.

Site Prompt:
"And now, without further ado, our optional prompt. Today’s prompt is a poem of negation – yes (or maybe, no), I challenge you to write a poem that involves describing something in terms of what it is not, or not like. For example, if you chose a whale as the topic of your poem, you might have lines like “It does not settle down in trees at night, cooing/Nor will it fit in your hand.” Happy writing!"

Writing Prompt: Early Bird from Toasted Cheese Literary Journal Lots of fun stuff here like writing prompts, contests, and forums. check out their twitter handle too @toasted_cheese.

The Internal Thoughts of An Early-Bird

To which the alarm is an enemy
and after the sun has risen high
it will not move with urgency
and does not rightfully care.

And after the sun has risen high
and the alarm's siren continues to ring
and does not rightfully care
that it must needs to make haste.

And the alarm's siren continues to ring
while the coffee is freshly brewed
that it must needs to make haste
yet no regard is unduly given.

While the coffee is freshly brewed
the only movement is that of rolling over
yet no regard is unduly given
to the hours of five to six.

The only movement is that of rolling over
it does not move with urgency
to the hours of five and six

to which the alarm is an enemy.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

It is Wednesday, isn't it? A ROW80 Check-in!

So, I have made it. The day job has kept me running, mostly with the phone. I swear, I hate the phone in the summer months. Not that I hate my job, I rather love it. Keeps me busy, but damn, the phone, oh the phone! It comes from being an Admin Assistant. You take a lot of the flack and do much of the work. Ah,well...work is good for Woman, make her strong like Bull (that would be the 'classic' line from the very first dinner theatre I performed in back in 2006, "Audition for Murder")!!!

Been spending my days working on getting my house back in order. I finally have vaccuumed thoroughly. I still need to either rent or borrow a Rug Doctor steamer machine thingie. The down stairs carpets are a mess, vaccumumed, but I'm sure the colour is not the original colour. Also, trying hard to keep up with the dishes and laundry (the main culprits of messy house syndrome). And, David and I get to be grown ups and buy a new washer/dryer set and most likely a fridge too. Oh, the joys of owing a home!

Anywhoo, the writing and updates. I have some. I have taken my Microsoft Publisher and imputed my NaPoWriMo poems into pages, and am now working on designing those said pages. I want a rough draft of a poetry book so I can start submitting it to the various publishers listed during NaPoWriMo.

That my goal for this week: to finish a draft of the poetry book and to go through and list the online journal and when they accept submissions.

Been a bit dry on the physical writing, but I wanted to spend time visiting fellow ROW80-ers. Back on Sunday, Got to visit about 7. Not bad, I figure, I should try to visit between 5 to 10 blogs from Blog Hop. I got an idea to revisit mysteries and maybe start another short story, using the genre of mystery. I also need to really take note, especially for writing mysteries. Mysteries are generally written backwards.

New goal, look for writing contests. I go to Toasted Cheese Literary Journal and they have contest through out the year; this time is A Midsummer Tale, open until June 2st (first day of Summer). But, if any of you, Dear Readers, know about a writing contest, please let me know in the comments below. Much thanks , in advance! :-)

I have my two WIP stories that need attention. Going to try to give both some time this week, probably later in the week.

Lucy Belle
Feeling pretty good, even with the crazy bat shite bonkers week. I am feeling like this means I need to focus more on the writing. The Tempest is over. I have caught up on my sleep. The house is less of a disaster. And the new cat, Cheezit, is starting to settle in (although pictures will follow), mostly, still being a pistol to Lucy Belle.

Oh, and I almost forgot. There is the A to Z Road trip. A time to go and visit all of the other bloggers/writers who participated in Blogging From A to Z Challenge (I finally got the FULL name right). This is will easy, and I can reflect further on the A to Z Challenge, which I already did some reflecting on on my last blog post.

I am enjoying these new challenges, blogging adventures. I get excited about such things, whether writing new things or meet new people (via the interwebs). This is good for me! ~w00t~


Have a great mid-week, Dear Readers! I will see you on the interwebs, Twitter, and the Facebook.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

NaNoWriMo 2013 - It's getting close!!!!

Ever wanted to write a novel, but were afraid? Didn't know where to start? Or what to write about?

Fear not!

Some of my favourite novels!

National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo 2013) is coming up this November! What is National Novel Writing Month?. Well, it's a place where you can participate in the novel writing contest. It's free, although they gladly accept donation to help there website and other program to keep running.

It's easy, just go  to NaNoWriMo's website. There you can sign up and create a profile. When November 1st rolls around you start writing. You clock your number of words you write each day, the goal is to reach 50,000 words by November 30th, but not limited by only 50,000 words. The breakdown by day is about 1300 (to 1400) words per day, roughly). it can be about anything, any genre, any topic. It's a great adventure in writing with literary zealotry! I pushed myself, even when I wasn't sure I would make 50,000 words. I had support from fellow NaNo writers: Vickie, Becky, and Allison. It an amazing feeling to write and write and after a month see a complete novel. i still have my first one. I have  plan to try to revise it and maybe self-publish it and see if people are interested in it.

I am not one to always have an idea to write about, but if I am in need of writing prompts to help boost  the creative juices, I go to Toasted Cheese Literary Journal. Often I just write without purpose, with a reckless abandon, and that has worked to my benefit; but I have also wrote and not gotten anywhere. That's okay too! Sometimes a false start is just a slight sidetrack to the real story.

I did not get to NaNo last year due to directing and stuffs, but the plans are in the works to do it this year. I am excited. So very excited!! Been stockpiling little ideas, places, names for inclusion in this years novel. Might try a light science fiction novel this year. I have hang ups about writing Sci-fi/Fantasy, I start out great, but then get too caught up in the details and forget that I have a plot to focus on. What NaNoWriMo did for me, I can barely put into words. It goes something like this. When you do NaNo you end up putting your fears and doubts aside to the benefit of the story being told, your character will come to life and start tell you their story.

So, we shall see! Hope to see you there!! My name on NaNo is draconicwitch, look me up. I also tweet about my writing, so check out my twitter draconicwitch. Check out my writing page on Facebook at Here, There be a Writer.

here's a little from today's writing exercise: "Drop what you’re doing and write for 15 minutes! Go!"

She was sitting in the living room bay window. The sky, she noticed, was a pale grey, nit quite a slate, but not white either and there seems to be very little breeze. She sighed a deep sigh. Here sketch book was next to her, but the ambition seemed to have disappeared. There didn’t seemed to be a thing moving outside, not a bird, nor breeze.


“Nothing seems to be alive out there,” she mumbled to herself, as she scanned the landscape, nary a bush or tree moved. It felt like there was an oncoming storm, but the air smell of freshly cut lawn and of corn from the fields across the road. “Today would be better if I cared,” she said to the old grey Persian that was also sitting on the window seat. She turned her head out to the outside again, “there’s Uncle Oedipus. He must have finished the mowing.” She paused, the ennui seemed to over take her, turning to the cat, “really Misty, I guess there is nothing to do but sit here and stare out the window.” Misty, the Persian glanced at the girl and let out a wide yawn and blinked, “yeah, I feel the same way,” as she also yawned. “I probably should go help uncle Oedipus with the yard work, but really…” she leaned back against the window, “I just don’t care…’ turning back out to the yard.



Oedipus was hauling out a large basket with a great deal of effort. He was struggling to free it from the shed. There seemed to be a fishing pole caught on the lip of the basket that was also dragging a garden hose with it. The girl watched as Oedipus struggled, she seems bored. When sudden Oedipus dropped the basket and tried to walk away, but only ended up tripping, with the girl watching the tangled interplay. “Looks like he’s gonna fall…”



“You might want to go help me,” a voice said in her ear. She turned abruptly to Misty, who just blinked and turned her head to look out the window.



“Who said that?” The girl whipped around; there was no one else in the living room. She turned back to the window just in time to see Oedipus stumble and start to fall. “Uncle Oedipus!” she called, arms reaching out, and she saw Oedipus freeze in position, in mid fall. “Crap!” she muttered, and then stopped to see that Oedipus was frozen in mid tumble. “Wait! What the hell?” Blinking back her vision she saw that indeed her uncle was frozen in mid fall. “Misty? She asked, “How did I do that?” she said looking at the cat who seemed clearly intent on a fly buzzing around her head. “Wait! How is it that I’m moving and the fly is moving, but not Uncle Oedipus?”



“Are you gonna stand there all day, Young Lady?” the voice returned.



“Uncle Oedipus?” The girl stood looking out the window at her uncle, who was not moving, but she clearly heard him say…



“Child, I appreciated that to stopped my fall, but I cannot hold this position much longer.”



“Uncle Oedipus, is that you?” The girl placed a hand on the window pane, as she stared at her uncle.



“Who else would it be, Walela? Now kindly let me go, so I can fall and get it over with.”



“But Uncle, if I do, you will fall…”



“Not now, Walela, as soon as you let me go, I can tuck into a roll and avoid an injury.”



“But, Uncle how am I to let you go…” Walela said, “And how am I am talking to you?” turning away from the window to star at the Persian, who was now dozing in the pale sun light.



“Walela, you are the one that stopped me; you have to be the one to release me.”



Still stunned by this recent event, Walela, turned to the window and stared at her uncle, confused, she was at a loss for what to do. She pointed her finger at her uncle and said, “Let him go,” and waved her finger. Nothing happened.



“Walela, what are you doing? This is not your Harry Potter mumbo jumbo! Release me, this instance! My calf muscles are tensing up,” chided Oedipus.



“Okay, Uncle.” Walela was confused and began freak out. She turned back to her uncle and whispered “move.” Oedipus became mobile and she watched as he tucked into a ball and rolled out of the way of the tangle of basket, fishing pole, and hose. She turns and runs toward the door trying to thinking clearly about what just happened.



“Thank you Walela,” said Oedipus.

Have you written a novel before? Have you wanted to? What would you write about? Drop me a comment below: